Friday, February 10, 2012

Nero had a neckbeard, that explains everything

He ruled with an iron fist ironically.
Nero wasn't just a tyrant and an evil bastard in general, but something worse: A HIPSTER! You know that apocryphal story of him playing a fiddle while Rome burned? It probably wasn't a fiddle, but dubstep! It's a good thing he committed suicide before he started building Starbucks and Whole Foods everywhere.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go into hiding, lest actual historians find and flay me alive for this post.

Picture via Wikimedia.


  1. I'm into finding not flaying. Fun Posts...:)

  2. Hello Jason, I like this blog, can you add a "follow" feature.


  3. Yeah, and he hated Christians too! He was a neckbeard!